Things The Elevator Taught Me

Oh rly?

"Everyone gets angry. It is completely normal and appropriate." Anger is always completely appropriate? I don't think so elevator. Although this could be really fun in certain circumstances like when I kick the crap out of those chain wallet Jesus freaks across the street who stole my Obama sign and called me a socialist bitch. What's that elevator? Acting on your anger is different? Now you tell me.

Also you totally lied to me and said it was 52 and cloudy and I brought my jacket (and left my sunglasses) when I went to run errands. Instead, it was crazy, super-sear-your-eyes-out-only-in-Texas sunny and 72 bajillion degrees. Why do you do this to me? Why must you abuse the trust I have in you Captivate system that lives in the elevator? Why you got to do me like that?

The First Post

which strangely will not involve the titular elevator. Hi - this is my blog. The theory/ story behind it came about when my office building got Captivate in our elevators. The advertising system is both a boon and a bane.  For a while, it had the epitome of stupid displayed there but either I've gotten dumber or the entries have gotten smarter (although not 'word of the day', they're still ridiculously awful.)

My plan is to pass on this wisdom on to you. Or other wisdom. Or items that could pass as wisdom. We'll see. So welcome, who knows how this will work but I'm please to meet you. Hope you guess my name.

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