"Everyone gets angry. It is completely normal and appropriate." Anger is always completely appropriate? I don't think so elevator. Although this could be really fun in certain circumstances like when I kick the crap out of those chain wallet Jesus freaks across the street who stole my Obama sign and called me a socialist bitch. What's that elevator? Acting on your anger is different? Now you tell me.
Also you totally lied to me and said it was 52 and cloudy and I brought my jacket (and left my sunglasses) when I went to run errands. Instead, it was crazy, super-sear-your-eyes-out-only-in-Texas sunny and 72 bajillion degrees. Why do you do this to me? Why must you abuse the trust I have in you Captivate system that lives in the elevator? Why you got to do me like that?